Король и Шут — Два вора и монета

Two thieves, having boldly escaped the chase, Decided to split the stolen gold. At the old graveyard, in the evening hour, They sat side by side on an abandoned grave. And it seemed they'd divided the treasure equally, But here's the trouble — one last coin. One shouts: "It's mine — I fought better!" "What would you have done, friend, without my advice?"

— Hand over the coin, or I'll get angry! — I don't care, I'm not afraid of your rage! — But I stole the money and pulled off the whole job! — Without my ideas, you fool, you wouldn't have taken a single step!

What shall we do with the coin, how shall we split it? — Let's give it to the dead man! — Excellent! So be it!

— I was quicker, so the coin is mine! — I won't let you be richer than me! — I'll grab you by the throat and tear you to pieces! — I'll beat you with a club and take all the money!

What shall we do with the coin, how shall we split it? — Let's give it to the dead man! — Excellent! So be it!

And the dead man, rattling his bones, suddenly rose from the ground: "You've driven me mad, damn you, you really have!" The thieves instantly exchanged glances and fled at once, And the dead man dragged all the gold back into his grave!