Сектор Газа — Частушки

From behind the forest rides the mounted militia, Get on all fours, girls — time for rehearsal! I came to the collective farm named after Michurin, Knew I'd get fucked — my heart told me so! Past my mother-in-law's house I never walk for fun, One day I stick my dick through the fence, next day I show my ass! I was up North, digging gold, If not for my cunt I'd have starved to death!

Oh-pa, oh-pa, Green fence, The girls fucked the priest — Served him right!

A passerby stood on the bridge, looked like a motherfucker, Suddenly from nowhere — appeared, suck my dick! I fell for a guy, but he turned out dickless, Why the fuck do I need a guy without a dick when there are dicks galore?! Out on our forest edge a nightingale fucks a cuckoo, All you hear on the branch: «Chirp, squish, thwack, cuckoo!» My darling and I by the metro kissed till morning, We'd have kissed more, but my pussy hurts!

Oh-pa, oh-pa, Green fence, The girls fucked the priest — Served him right!

Some girls were swimming in the lake, found a rubber dick, Fucked all day long, didn't even go to school! My darling by the fence found a birch-wood dick, The whole village tried it on — fit nobody! From behind the forest, behind the hills a peasant showed an axe, But he didn't just show it — he tied it to his dick! My darling and I were kissing by the farmhouse mound, And I stood there pissing on his white felt boots!

Oh-pa, oh-pa, Cunt and ass grew together! That can't be — There has to be a gap!

They popped Manka's cherry, fucked Sanka in the ass, Then crapped in the piano — had a grand old time! My darling and I fucked in forty-below frost, Ass covered in hoarfrost, dick stood like Father Frost! On the Vogresov bridge they robbed the church, Fucked the priest in the ass and crapped in the bell! I sucked off Sergey Savich just now, Looked all smooth, tasted salty!

Oh-pa, oh-pa, Green fence, The girls fucked the priest — Served him right!

Tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes, vegetables, Cunt rides a mare, dick rides in an ambulance! Fell for a Hun-Wei-Bin and hung up his portrait, Checked in the morning: dick's hanging, but no Bin! My buddy and I worked on a diesel, He's a dumbass, I'm a dumbass — someone stole our boxcar! Fell for a tractor driver and gave it up as usual, Washed my tits three weeks and pissed diesel fuel!

Oh-pa, oh-pa, Green fence, The girls fucked the priest — Served him right!

My dear friend radios me: «Without Kombinatsiya I'm like without my period!»