Маша Мурашкина — Чтобы мужики без нас делали

Tell me, dears — Where would they be without us?

He looks for his remote, looks for the charger, Looks for a reason not to do his workout Every sock of his plays hide-and-seek I say, “How are you?” — he yells that he’s fine He calls me: “Where are you?” — and I just left I say, “Honey, I don’t have time” He seems grown-up, he seems smart, But without me it’s so hard for him

Oh, girls, what would the guys do without us? They’d search for their socks for weeks, From boredom they’d lounge on the couch Their whole life long Oh, girls, what would the guys do without us? In the grocery store between the aisles They’d get lost there, probably — Oh, poor things

He ate, didn’t clean up, things scattered around, Something he searched for in the fridge at night Waited for something to appear in there — Something tasty that he likes I ironed his shirt, hung it on the hook — I look, and he’s lying on the couch in it He seems grown-up, he seems smart, But without me it’s so hard for him

Oh, girls, what would the guys do without us? They’d search for their socks for weeks, From boredom they’d lounge on the couch Their whole life long Oh, girls, what would the guys do without us? In the grocery store between the aisles They’d get lost there, probably — Oh, poor things