Маша Мурашкина — Где мне найти мужика

Where can I find a normal guy? I walk around looking, but I can’t find one yet

He’d better not have spoken once he started — I thought of leaving It was clear at once: I don’t belong with someone like that On a dating site one guy wrote Something like: “Hi, yo, getting to know you, madam” His status says “Alpha male” Hey, alpha male, where do you even think you’re going?

Where can I find a normal guy? Just a decent one, and not married? Doesn’t have to be handsome, doesn’t have to be rich — Just decent, just normal Where can I find a normal guy? I walk and search, but I can’t find one yet When they were handing everyone out, tell me, where was I? Why haven’t I found him yet?

You might think it’s me — That guys are afraid of me, that I scare them off, That my standards are like a queen’s Don’t talk nonsense — I’m long past twenty I just want to find a man Somewhere out there my other half is probably wandering Walking and sad, looking for me too And let’s hope that he finds me

Where can I find a normal guy? Just a decent one, and not married? Doesn’t have to be handsome, doesn’t have to be rich — Just decent, just normal Where can I find a normal guy? I walk and search, but I can’t find one yet When they were handing everyone out, tell me, where was I? Why haven’t I found him yet?

Where can I find him? Where can I find him? I still don’t get it